May wit never go unappreciated

Male customer after ordering scrambled eggs from the omelette station at Snelling Dining Hall:
"So how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Girl working the omelette station:
"Unfertilized."

In a related story, I now have a crush on that girl.
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Martin: I have a question, Mark.
Mark: I have an exclamation point.

Although previous logic would suggest otherwise, I do not have a crush on him.