Demetri Martin....
will be imparting his wisdom to me in 10 days at the Roxy in Atlanta.
Some wisdom from Demetri:
"The worst time to have a heart attack is probably during a game of Charades."
"Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.”
"They say that you can tell man apart from other animals by his ability to reason. I think you could also go by last names. What's his name? Patches? Patches what? That's a dog. Don't waste my time."
posted by Martin | 5:29 PM
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My 2 faves:
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am".
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I use a product called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," because sometimes when I'm having breakfast I want to be incredulous
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