Bad pick-up lines

My favorite kinds of pick-up lines are the unconventional ones that don't make any sense or are so bad that they actually might work. Of course i don't have the balls to ever use any of them.
Here are some of my favorite, guaranteed to atleast pick-up me: (reminder, if any of these don't make sense, that's the point)

If I had to choose between winning the lottery and having a date with you...I'd take the lottery. But it'd be close, real close.

Once I knew two people who DIDN'T fall in love. They both died horribly the next day. Makes you think.

If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Mind if I stay here until it's safe back where I farted?

That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?

You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.

Can I have a picture of you? ("Why" she asks) So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

I just crapped in my pants. Can I get into yours?

You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to kiss you so bad, but I know that I can't.

You must be retarded....because you sure are special to me.

(and last but not least, a Christian Pick-up line):
Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.