Wine makes the heart glad
Background:
My 28yr old friend at work had a baby two months ago (yes him, not his wife). He has not had sex with his wife since the baby's conception 11 months ago. He has been utterly miserable as any guy could imagine. We even tried to help him come up with ways to seduce her, be it dressing up in gladiator attire, feeding her aphrodisiacs, drugging her, pretending to be knocked unconcscious while she's over in the shower so she'd have to come out and peform CPR on him while she's naked then he "awakens" and convinces her that since she's already half-way there they might as well do it, or a combination of these 4. Alas, nothing worked. All was hopeless until...
Friday, November 24th, after having a few glasses of thanksgiving wine, love was made.
Monday, November 27th at Snelling Dining Hall:
Martin: Hey 28yr-old friend, how was your thanksgiving?
28yr-old friend: (smiling from ear to cheek bone) Amazing, can you guess why?
Martin: No way! The gladiator attire worked????
28yr-old friend: Better. I didn't even have to dress up.
(Martin, 28yr old friend, 65 yr old friend, and Mark Vinson danced for the next 45 minutes in the freezers singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey)
My 28yr old friend at work had a baby two months ago (yes him, not his wife). He has not had sex with his wife since the baby's conception 11 months ago. He has been utterly miserable as any guy could imagine. We even tried to help him come up with ways to seduce her, be it dressing up in gladiator attire, feeding her aphrodisiacs, drugging her, pretending to be knocked unconcscious while she's over in the shower so she'd have to come out and peform CPR on him while she's naked then he "awakens" and convinces her that since she's already half-way there they might as well do it, or a combination of these 4. Alas, nothing worked. All was hopeless until...
Friday, November 24th, after having a few glasses of thanksgiving wine, love was made.
Monday, November 27th at Snelling Dining Hall:
Martin: Hey 28yr-old friend, how was your thanksgiving?
28yr-old friend: (smiling from ear to cheek bone) Amazing, can you guess why?
Martin: No way! The gladiator attire worked????
28yr-old friend: Better. I didn't even have to dress up.
(Martin, 28yr old friend, 65 yr old friend, and Mark Vinson danced for the next 45 minutes in the freezers singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey)
posted by Martin | 1:19 PM
3 Comments:
haha, excellent.
erika, from what i know, his wife just refused to, even though they were getting along great. And I don't think he'd mind us talking about this, nor do I think he will actually read this anyways.
sad for the guy.
i mean SAD.
i hope this starts a trend of lots of make up sex.
maybe all of you guys need to buy him a few cases of wine, to help your boy out.
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