I hate ventroloquism

...but I am amazed by this guy's talent (he won America's Got Talent; I'd recommend seeing all his other impressions) and this other ventroloquite's (Kevin Johnson).

Unbelievable. I wish I had talent. Basically I'm saying "I wish I could somehow get a ton of glory." I'm jealous of these guys because I'm dying to know what it feels like for people to be that impressed by you. I'd love to interview these guys. I'd want to ask them what's it like receiving all that praise. Wait no, I'd like to ask them 10 years from now how it felt. Because basically I'd want to figure out if it's worth me spending a lifetime trying to achieve that same feeling.