This post has nothing to do with gas prices

If anything has ever been said by myself that contained wisdom, it was secondhand wisdom, unoriginal wisdom; basically, I'm good at quoting people. But the other day seemed to be the first time I'd ever said anything wise that was originally phrased (not an original thought though).

Allen: dude, here's what you've got to do....you've got to make her your f*** buddy.
Martin: Nah man, the more meaningless sex you have the more meaningless all your sex will be.
Allen: Hmm
Martin's conscience: wow, that made sense and was almost profound. you're probably really proud of yourself right now. and would probably blog about this if you weren't so worried about people thinking you're bragging.

Conclusion: regardless, praise God truth came out boldly, coherent, and unbabbled.