Remember 'Would You Rather'?
I own the calendar, the board game, and know his cousin Dan Rather (i get lamer as Penske sucks my life away). But honestly all pale ale in comparison to just good ol' off the top of your head with a bunch of high school guys who are all trying to impress a girl type of game. The first one I ever heard:
Would you rather have a dog's butt for a hand (fyi, they seldom wipe)...
or
not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a biscuit?
My answer: the latter, because you could always ask a trustworthy someone else who doesn't have this disease which of the two you currently have smothered in jelly, and then respond accordingly.
Would you rather have a dog's butt for a hand (fyi, they seldom wipe)...
or
not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a biscuit?
My answer: the latter, because you could always ask a trustworthy someone else who doesn't have this disease which of the two you currently have smothered in jelly, and then respond accordingly.
posted by Martin | 10:27 PM
3 Comments:
Yeah, but you could never try baking biscuits because it may be some babies you are throwing in the oven.
martin, you need to write kids books. not even kidding. i never kid(d).
'I own the calendar, the board game, and know his cousin Dan Rather'
DANGER DANGER approaching dad joke territory
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