Life, you are funny

Post Office clerk: Yes, may I help you?
Martin: Yeah I just put a sealed letter in that blue bin mail drop box outside...and uh.....realized it had no stamp on it...and had no address on it either. Can you get it out for me?
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Martin: Man, Brittney Spears has gone crazy.
Joseph: That just goes to show you Martin that you can have fame, have success, have plenty of money.....but once you have a kid, your life is over.
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(Martin, Joseph, Roger walking through Macy's)
Martin: Holy cow! Look at those dresses! They're amazing!
(long pause)
Martin: I think that's the gayest thing I've ever said.
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(Martin and Peter showing the problems with our upstairs heating circulation to the Heating Repair Man)
Martin: Here's the problem: In this room, the heat is pouring through the vents. It's really hot.
Peter: Sorta like a really hot Christmas tree.
Martin: But in this next room, it's freezing cold.
Peter: Sorta like a freezing cold Christmas tree.