Oh Patrick

Conversations involving Patrick Ennis (my x-roommate; i left him for someone else)


Martin: Dude, that will kill your conscience.
Patrick. Ah, I love conscience death.

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Patrick: Martin, look here, I was the declared the Most Important Person.
Martin: Huh? That's not your yearbook, that's Time Magazine.
Patrick: Oh. I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.

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Patrick: Crap. I missed the PBS special on the african aids crisis. But I'd like to hear about it when you get the chance.
Rebecca: It actually didn't come on but I could make up some stats and talk about the serenghetti.
Patrick: Yes, I love talking about pasta.
Rebecca: I know. That's why I brought it up out of the blue.

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Patrick and I watching Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller (on TV): I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate...
Patrick: What the heck does "rant" mean?