MARTIN'S SOCKS and what rocks them

As much as I've enjoyed utilizing this blog as an outlet to post thoughts that would rarely come up in normal conversation yet must get ...

Why would you put the Christian fish on the back of your car? Seriously, what is your reason. I am against it in pretty much all forms. Here...

Myself when I was 8 years old: "I will never be friends with someone who cusses." After recalling this memory, I have three though...

7:25pm I lock my keys in my 1994 Honda Accord EX for the first time in 13 years 7:35pm I successfully break into my car (while damaging noth...

Speaking of lists to the fourth degree, ever heard of the 4 Spiritual Laws ? I’ve never liked them because they’re not completely accurate a...

THE 4 TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT ARE THE HARDEST FOR ME TO FORGIVE (or not think I'm better than): 1) Those who make fun of others who aren...

...but I am amazed by this guy's talent (he won America's Got Talent; I'd recommend seeing all his other impressions) and this o...

There will be 3 blog posts posted post July 6th. I cannot promise they will be posted on this blog, but somewhere posted they shall be. In ...

[Hypothetical conversation] Inquisitive professional small-talker: So what do you do in your free time? Martin: I work This is me subtly ven...

It's the "In" thing to make fun of or be too cool to watch American Idol. I'd love to ask these 'cool' people, ...

If anything has ever been said by myself that contained wisdom, it was secondhand wisdom, unoriginal wisdom; basically, I'm good at quot...

You Tube video that couldn't post on my blog for some reason...probably b/c it is 1.52 hours long...or because youtube is anti boldly pr...